Here at LoyaltyOne, we take great pride in damn near everything from our cafeteria being compostable. The forks, plates, napkins, spoons, knives, you name it. Odds are it goes in the compost bin. I think it’s great that we do that. We’re producing less waste this way. The real issue comes from what bins they give us at our desks. Sitting beside me I have a blue recycling bin approximately the size of a smallish desktop computer with a tiny little black garbage bin hanging off the side of it. Both of these bins have fairies which come by and empty them daily for me and it’s great. I don’t have a compost bin. Both of my bins are clearly labelled “Recycling” and “Garbage”, so I can’t put my compost in either of them. Why, pray tell, do I not have a compost bin? If you’re going to give me all this stuff that goes in the compost, would it not also make sense to give me a bin for it?
I also don’t have a little plastic cover for my cubicle name tag, so the piece of paper falls out occasionally.
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